schumann inn

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

Vallejo Inn

A location in V-town Californ-i-a, where prostitutes line up down the street to bang innocent freshman students that make their way past the inn.

That poor boy never saw that whore coming as he passed the Vallejo Inn

by Jedijoe186 February 3, 2010

grant innes

Someone who has sex with their mattress in an attempt to "wank"

"Hey did you hear that Jeff is a Grant Innes?"

"Really? How did you find out?"

"His brother caught him in the act"

by Falcon Lord xxxXXxx July 13, 2014

Lotus Inn

The place for all limelights and wdwers to hang out with the boysssssssssss
And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/

Y'all wanna go to the Lotus Inn for those cool purple drinks later with Jonah? Yeah sure girl
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)

by baby dazai is so cute December 15, 2020

Radisson Inn

The place where smoke bombs are thrown in to ruin dances.

Someone threw a smoke bomb during our 8th grade promotion dance at the Radisson Inn.

by SixPackjonny1 June 14, 2010

no room at the inn

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.

(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.

by Telephony June 2, 2014

Murder Inn

An older motel - usually found in more rural areas - that resembles the motel where horror movie motorists get stranded and then are murdered sometime during the night. Murder Inns tend to be very cheap, and can be identified by features such as "colour TV", "telephones", and credit cards from the 80's. Murder Inns almost always have high-pressured showers, motorized massage beds, and decor that predates the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

"I had brought my Wii along for my trip, but when I saw that the TV was built before the original NES, I knew I was staying at a Murder Inn."
"I knew I was staying at at Murder Inn as soon as I entered the room and smelled cat pee."
"This Murder Inn had a classic flower-print bed set."

by TBoneUlty February 4, 2014