inforence

An inference based on the contents found in one's instant messaging buddy info.

i feel alive, i'm falling
we danced until the morning closed our eyes
i would love to stay here and never have to go
and no one in the world would ever know

-This is a typical style of away messages frequently used in today's instant messaging scene- the 'Emotional Song Lyric' away message. From the lyrics in this message the reader could possibly assume that the writer is trying to communicate a feeling of love or interest in another person whom they suspect might see this message.

When to use:

"Hey Jim! I saw yesterday in your info that '1000 nights could not be as black as your heart,' Is everything ok with your girlfriend?!" asks Scott.

"No Scott," explains Jim, "We are going through a rough time; good inforence!"

by Casey Fitz July 29, 2008

Dante's The Inferno

Quite possibly one of the most influential books in an entire era. Dante Aligheri is the author of The Inferno which is an epic story of how Dante crosses the nine circles of hell. The poetic form is what is currently known as a tursa rema. Dante himself was the first writer who entered Europe into the Renaissance because of his reforms in writing and his general genius and influence over an entire continent.

"Through me the way is to the city dolent; Through me the way is to eternal dole; Through me the way among the people lost. Justice incited my sublime Creator; Created me divine Omnipotence, The highest Wisdom and the primal Love. Before me there were no created things, Only Eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"
-Inscription of the gates of hell Canto III

by Dante Alighieri September 9, 2005

World/Inferno Friendship Society

Not a band, though members all happen to be musicians, this Brooklyn-based group is referred to as being either a cult or a gang led by the nefarious Jack Terricloth. Its members may change, its numbers vary, but generally at least 8 individuals and countless Infernites participate. This cult revolves around music, irresponsibilty, and worship of the Great Pumpkin. Sometimes called World/Inferno, or simply Inferno, their music is a mixture of punk, cabaret, klezmer, soul, rock, and ska.

I saw the World/Inferno Friendship Society play a concert last night, and today I'm seeing everything in colors I didn't know existed.

by Miss Nonesuch December 8, 2007

Infernape

The best fucking Pokemon around, he is a monkey on fucking fire. How sick is that. Like bro, he is literally an inferno-ape.

Person 1: "Dude look at this Infernape"
Person 2: "That's a fuckin monkey on fire"
Person 1: "You fuckin know it"

by Reesewizard March 18, 2017

Desk Inferiority Complex

Desk Inferiority Complex is related to office envy and desk envy. A patient who suffers from desk inferiority complex will be working in a company where the desks are so small he or she believes they can't work properly and will need a larger desk. The disease manifests itself only after the patient has noticed that other companies have larger, strikingly bigger, massive, gleaming desks with satisfied looking workers sitting behind. According to Adler, all office workers experience feelings of desk inferiority as children having seen their father's big desks and spend the rest of their lives trying to compensate for those feelings.

John's desk inferiority complex has become so bad that he is now trying to use two desks with the pedestal between his legs.

by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008

Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?

It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.

by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

Infernal Death

Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.

Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that

by RorySmith513 July 29, 2020