To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
Get the science infection mug.A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.
May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
by surrrra June 13, 2007
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Get the snake sneaky infection mug.The act of sticking your dick up somebodies nose. This can be done as either a prank or to give pleasure to oneself.
by b-ulrich June 25, 2008
Get the Sinus Infection mug.1.) Noun; a yeast infection to the highest degree of infection.
2.) Adj.; a word that describes a teacher that no one likes, is always in a bitchy mood, gives way to much work, and/or never smiles.
2.) Adj.; a word that describes a teacher that no one likes, is always in a bitchy mood, gives way to much work, and/or never smiles.
1) person 1 - hey man, did you hear what Sarah has?
Person 2 - yeah man! She's got some nasty-ass Stacey infection
2) dude, mr.steevio is such a Stacey infection.
Person 2 - yeah man! She's got some nasty-ass Stacey infection
2) dude, mr.steevio is such a Stacey infection.
by Snap kreckel pop October 22, 2013
Get the stacey infection mug.When a girl is supplying you with oral pleaure. Near the point of climax, the male quickly forces his "organ" into the females nostril. He then releases his semen into her nose bukakke style. This will cause a sinus like reaction.
by estew February 26, 2004
Get the sinus infection mug.A sickness you get from a girl named "Steph." She is sick more times than not. It might even be scientifically related to a more common "staph infection"
Me: Dude this sucks. I think I got a Steph infection. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.
Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.
by Gentleman Jake May 1, 2011
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