The Armpit of the Midwest
by Not From Indiana (Thank God) July 03, 2003
1. Suburb of Chicago
2. Home of the Indianapolis 500 where a bunch of guys drive around in cirles for 500 miles
3. Home to belching, polluting steel plants
4. Birthplace of Michael Jackson
2. Home of the Indianapolis 500 where a bunch of guys drive around in cirles for 500 miles
3. Home to belching, polluting steel plants
4. Birthplace of Michael Jackson
I wuz in the infield of the indy 500 atop a pile of homespun steel not too far from Chicago when I noticed a guy doin' the moon walk
by grunkster July 04, 2003
Indiana is a state in the midwest. Sandwiched in between Illinois and Ohio, Indiana is best known for being the world’s largest contiguous cornfield, spanning at least a billion miles across the heartland of the United States. Indiana has the highest percent population of rednecks of any non-Southern state. A significant number of black people also live in certain areas but the only reason why they are allowed to is because they make up the bulk of the Pacers basketball team, since everybody knows that Whitey can’t jump. Indiana culture revolves around four things: corn, basketball, meth labs, and NASCAR.
Redneck 1: "Hey, you got any corn?"
redneck 2: "Take a look around, dipshit. We're in indiana. We LIVE in corn."
Redneck 1: "Oh... well, then you got any Skoal?"
redneck 2: " Hell yeah. It's in my truck over yonder, right next to the meth lab in the back!"
redneck 2: "Take a look around, dipshit. We're in indiana. We LIVE in corn."
Redneck 1: "Oh... well, then you got any Skoal?"
redneck 2: " Hell yeah. It's in my truck over yonder, right next to the meth lab in the back!"
by CodyE March 17, 2007
State in the midwest. Largest export corn and the christian coalition. Embaressment of all youth who reside in state. State featuring such notable cities as Gary Kokomo and Indianapolis. See Kokomo for definition of racism.
Gee I'm so Imbarresed to live in Indiana. Kokomo was the site of the largest KKK gathering in history.
by my name August 10, 2004
College town of about 15,000 in the middle of nowhere, about 50 miles ENE of Pittsburgh. Population increases to 30,000 when IUP is in session. Home of IUP and birthplace of the band The Clarks and actor Jimmy Stewart. Located in Indiana County, the Christmas Tree Capital of the World.
by panther75 March 24, 2006
One of those states OVERTHERE
by Aaron July 07, 2003
Commonly mistaken for a state, Indiana is actually a sexual activity regarding the insertion of the american flag into someones rectum.
What time is it? It's INDIANA TIME! Bend over baby, show president bush where his country is headed!
by j-mo-fucka July 03, 2003