Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

you’ve got a friend in me

The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys

Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

friend in town

Slang for a woman's menstruation.

I can't make love with you tonight. I've got a friend in town.

by Bleepish224 May 19, 2009

Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.

Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.

by Dave R October 9, 2005

friend-in-law

A friend of a friend (like on facebook) that's not actually friends with you but you have to hang around with them anyway.

"Do we have have Dave here, he's a massive twat"
"Yes we do! He's your friend-in-law now"

by Felix da Pope October 3, 2011

Friend-in-law

a person who is a friend of an in-law, but who hates your guts.

jorge:why don't you talk to rebecca?
micheal: she's just a Friend-in-law. I don't owe her any respect.

by cookiesandcream123 August 1, 2012

Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.

At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.

by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018