Dick In A Pickle

Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation

You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle means you're in a difficult situation where you cannot decide on something, and your head might be in two different places.

I'm in a pickle; I can't decide whether I should get Indian food or make food at home.

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation

I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

pickle in a mickle

intense gay bum sex where the pickle (penis) is in a mickle (Large gaping asshole).

Jackson and I are going to have a pickle in a mickle later tonight! Wanna watch?

by PickleEnjoyer January 13, 2022

Pickle in a bag

an uncircumcised shlong

Q?="well did he have a pickle, or a pickle in a bag?"
A="he had a pickle in a bag."

by sensidance December 19, 2008

there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.

Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"

by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009