improvised vibrator

Using house hold objects as a vibrator or sex toy.

I used my electric tooth brush as an improvised vibrator

by YoBoyHank October 20, 2015

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

Impressex

Impressive sex, Good sex

Person 1: Damn girl that was some impressex
Person 2: fr tho
Person 3: I’m saying

(it was a threesome guys)

by Lilyishot August 19, 2022

Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013

not impressed

well it basically is you give up being the coolest guy in town(cause you go out and the babes are on you like shit on a stick) to go boarding and then it dosen't happen

Gibbs had a night of tang planned and he forfited the evening so he could go boarding the next day. to his dismay boarding did not occur.

by sell out January 31, 2004