the impossible quiz

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.

Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.

by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

impossicleavage

Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a particular medium. Impossicleavage is an example of the hyperreal and, by and large, is a construct rather than a naturally occurring state of boob.

Dude 1 - Facebook's sidebar ads for dating and singles sites seem to feature an inordinate amount of impossicleavage.
Dude 2 - I concur. Let us conduct exhaustive research.
Dude 1 - Capital.

by Danny K. April 4, 2009

mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Impossible Creatures

An RTS (real-time strategy) game for the PC made by Relic Entertainment and Microsoft Games. Unlike other RTS titles, Impossible Creatures (or IC) requires you to make your own units with the army builder. The object of the game is to destroy the enemy's lab. In the original game, you get 50 creatures to mix parts with. However, there are many mods that add new creatures, Add-ons, maps, and abilities. The most popular mod currently is Creature Chaos, created by Revan and Doggiedoodle, who are administrators of the Impossible Creatures Hive community.

Some time ago, Microsoft Games took down the multi-player server for Impossible Creatures, however, another member of the Impossible Creatures Hive community, Dengus, has revived the IC Online service.

1. Impossible Creatures is the best RTS ever!
2. Have you ever played Impossible Creatures?

by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER November 28, 2009

The Impossible Dream

The courage to follow the goal your heart desires, no matter how difficult.

"Dreaming the impossible dream."

by That Depends; Who Are You? November 24, 2009

The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 22, 2008

Impossiblism

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.

Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.

by Space Buddha April 19, 2010