The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.

"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022

internet immigrant

Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.

"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."

by Rose of Malice January 9, 2009

immigrant

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

immigrant excitement

When you've lived in a country for over 10 years but you still get excited when you see a major landmark that you probably see everyday.

"Omg, that's the CN Tower!"
"Yeah I know, we see it everyday"
"Yea but still...the CN Tower!"

"Mike has such immigrant excitement sometimes even though he is born here"

by DE_20 January 15, 2017

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.

You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

immigrant

Politically correctslang for "slave". Basically, immigration was the United States's perfect way of coping with the abolishment of slavery because all it had to do was lure the unfortunate souls from their home countries into America with its bullshit "Land of Opportunity" advertisements, and cruelly exploit them like animals for years, even their entire lives, while dangling the green card just out of their reach.

American: Immigrants are sub-humans in our eyes, but we can easily make them work for 80-hours a week for $1.50 an hour if we want to because they have no rights in our country!

by sarcastic March 29, 2004