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Civilization II 

A classic turn-based strategy game created by Sid Meier. Endorsed by world leaders like Vlad Putin, George Bush and Saddam. Still modded and played by a small, Illuminati-like online cabal. True believers consider CIV2 the best of the series. Back in the glory days, CIV2 was as infamous as Morrowind for robbing players of whole days, weeks and months of their lives.
Civilization II player's chant: "Just...One...More...Turn!"
Civilization II by Curt Sibling February 25, 2010

Oppressor MK II 

A very useful and good vehicle unfortunately used by the wrong type of people.
I was delivering vehicle cargo when I was blown up by an Oppressor MK II
Oppressor MK II by Zawkin October 3, 2020

The Godfather Part II 

One of the greatest and most beautiful movies ever filmed. Brilliant sequel to the classic film The Godfather. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Robert De Niro, John Cazale, and Diane Keaton. Often considered by many to be superior to it's predecessor. Won 6 Oscars in 1975 including best picture. This is a must see film if you haven't seen it yet. This is one of the most incredible cinematic expieriences of all time.
Me: If you want to see a really good movie, watch The Godfather Part II.

Kid: The Godfather is also very good.

Me: The Godfather I and II are 2 of the greatest masterpieces of cinema.

Queen Elizabeth II 

Queen Elizabeth II by Pxprobotvidz September 8, 2022

Wilhelm II 

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
Wilhelm II by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011

Baldur's Gate II 

(1) A decade old computer videogame that was developed by Black Isle/Bioware. Featuring an incredible composition, mature themes, and seemingly endless possibilities, Baldur's Gate II will forever be realized as the game that revolutionized RPGs.

(2) A game that introduced to us quite possibly the most awesome man alive (outside of the guy from the Dos Equis commercials): Edwin Odesseiron, "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may refer to me simply as 'sir', if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."

(3) A synonym used to refer to something that makes you cum in your pants at the mere utterance of it's enchanted syllables because it is so awesome.
Person 1: Dude, have you ever played this game Baldur's Gate II--

Person 2: Shut the fuck up dude, I don't feel like cumming in my pants today.
Baldur's Gate II by Rizzard April 3, 2010