ivani

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Mostly shy and stubborn, she's smart with a stunning body. She have the nicest ass any guy will see. She's there when you need her, and she always makes you smile.

Ivani is anything you ask for.

by Mivvii January 14, 2018

Ivania

Ivania is someone that will bring a smile to your face. She may sometimes not be paying attention to you but in the end she cares. She is pretty and lovely. She has a great personality, will make you laugh, and you will wanna be with her all day. You will love her forever and if she ever goes away you will be torn apart.

I Love Ivania!

Ivania is so cool!

by justdoinme February 28, 2011

Iefan

Though often confused with the iPhone, Iefan is actually a guy. Pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's a hard core rock star and a smooth pimp. He'll always have your back and will safe guard you against the inevitability of douche bags in mass numbers. He offers sound advice and would never jeopardize a mission. If you could have only one person as your back up, he'd be the one to take.

Person A: Dude, Iefan totally pulled my ass out of a jam today.

Person B: Do they have those at the apple store?

by Hungrylikethewolf April 11, 2010

Ivanism

In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.

Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick

by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

Ivania

Ivania is someone who is very nice and really loving. She cares a lot about the people around her. She’s super nice. She is also a really sensitive girl. You have to hold onto Ivania because she will always have your back no matter what. If you ever let go of her, you’ll regret it. Ivania’s are the most sweetest and kindest. She’s also flawless.

I love Ivania!
Ivania’s so cute!

by tygerbeat27 May 28, 2018

Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !

Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Ivans here.

What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?

Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.

by Jessica Bentacourt July 16, 2013

Ivanna

Beautiful in every way, Cute laugh, Overall wonderful person

Thats Ivanna...wow she's a amazing person

by Judoforlife September 23, 2012