by BrexitB December 2, 2018
Get the Idlan mug.by sometimesalwaysneveroncewas May 27, 2017
Get the IDLUAFFECWJUOW mug.1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
Get the Lost on the Iditarod mug.An Iditarod is an alcohol fueled travelling pack of large, homely, unattractive women bound together by the common goal of obtaining beer, food, and dick.
by Jonny Utah 007 August 26, 2010
Get the Iditarod mug.by Wienerface- September 14, 2016
Get the idla mug.Irltartagliaz: another word for a homosexual.
by Crystalisgay February 12, 2022
Get the Irltartagliaz mug.When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.
At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
by physicsisphun February 24, 2008
Get the The iditarod mug.