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Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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Iain

Iains' usually enjoy sports and are competitive.Iains' are naturally nimble. Iains' are usually dirty minded and have a good sense of humor and music. They like to play games and relax a lot. They don't get the most sleeep, or need the most sleep. They are always in a mood swing. They usually like beer.
"I met a great athlete that liked to relax after his games."
"I bet his name was Iain."
by Froggyboggy74 October 23, 2017
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iAnnoying

obnoxious enthusiasm of a new owner of an iPhone.
When your co-worker comes into work everyday showing off her newest app. She is becoming iAnnoying.
by beks in bay ridge May 15, 2009
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Iaineveno

From the Oxford (NC) English Dictionary, "I did not even know."
Iaineveno we were supposed to be folding shirts!
by Ass. Manager January 12, 2012
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Iannucci

Other term for brain damaged individual.
“Did you hear she got hit in the head with a pole again?”
“wow she’s gonna become a real iannucci if she keeps taking blows to the head like that
by corpor_al September 16, 2019
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Iannis

Iannis is basically perfect
You cannot compare him with anyone else
He’s better than everyone at anyhing
Iannis is just lile a level you will never reach
by Mr. Huge and great dicko October 28, 2019
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Dirty Iain

A dirty Iian has the best finger blasting skillz around. If you meet a Dirty Iain you need to sit on his face immediately as he will have you cuming instantly.

Just dont let him near your Christmas tree or take him to KFC as he like putting drum sticks in places he shouldn't.
Wow, I met Dirty Iain last night he buried his head in to my fanny
by Liltamy August 20, 2019
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