This isnt where i parked my car

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

by THUMP3R May 27, 2010

kenzie.isnt.funny

The best person ever she is super famous also I just really like her tiktoks they are really funny

Who is kenzie.isnt.funny?

THE BEST AND FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!

by M y t h June 28, 2021

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

kenzie.isnt.funny

The best person in the world, if the real kenzie.isnt.funny is reading this HEYY ITS ME Wafflethememer123

To say you love kenzie.isnt.funny

by wafflethememer123 June 27, 2021

markiplier isnt real

He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3

Markiplier and all of his friends and family telling the truth: Markiplier isnt real

by The truth about what is real January 8, 2021

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

Witticism

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr August 16, 2020