an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
by ilona (minimatronic) January 24, 2005
Get the ilona mug.Ilona is a name that represents someone that is a mixture of worlds most beautiful ethnicities. When she speaks, she has the most gentle voice and kind heart. Everywhere she goes she lets rays of pure joy shine through her . Also, Ilona has the most angelic face, it’s like she’s from heaven. If you ever see Ilona you will never forget her rare beauty and stunning hazel eyes.
Ilona - created in the image of God
by The.one.and.only.112 November 16, 2020
Get the Ilona mug.Related Words
A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
by cannabas November 24, 2010
Get the Ilona mug.It's basically an abbreviation of the phrase "I don't give a fuck". I started saying this a while back after I heard one of Nicki Minaj's songs in which she sings "I don't give a fuck hoe" so then I created this little acronym/abbreviation.
For example:
Linda: Omg Julen look what Mary just said about you.
Julen: What did she say?
Linda: She called you a bitch and she's talking shit.
Julen: Iongiafu
Linda: Omg Julen look what Mary just said about you.
Julen: What did she say?
Linda: She called you a bitch and she's talking shit.
Julen: Iongiafu
by marinadelrey March 22, 2013
Get the iongiafu mug.She is remarkable. She is a mixture of everything in one. Ilonah is intelligent, has a beautiful face and a strong character. When you meet Ilonah, you will never forget her.
Ilonah is definitely indescribable.
by Leonardo McKnight June 9, 2021
Get the Ilonah mug.Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...
"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006
Get the iBong mug.A korean boy with no penis.
by xtreme000000001 July 18, 2011
Get the Ilung mug.