Honey I need to look at ur phone

When mum wants to look at ur phone

Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:

by ranboozler September 27, 2020

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by Bings March 5, 2024

I-phoney

People who just get the latest I-Phone without even considering any other phone on the market. They might like another brand more had they looked into it, but they don't care. They only need the I-Phone. Includes app developers who only design programs for I-Phones and completely ignore the entire Android OS as if it were a third world market.

Greg would love all the options on the HTC but he's an I-phoney.

I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!

by Summerbees November 15, 2011

i-phoney

anyone who owns an I-phone and never uses any of the features, except for the phone.

Dude, Jack is such an i-phoney, he only knows how to answer that thing!

by uncle weaver December 16, 2007