Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

YEAH, I SUCK!

It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.

(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)

"YEAH, I SUCK!"

by ShutUpImMe October 22, 2015

Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin May 18, 2007