Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

i’ll fly you buy

I’ll fetch if you pay

Need beer? I’ll fly you buy

by Red Racer 2 September 14, 2021

i’ll give you the sun

i’ll give you the sun is an amazing book representing lgbtq and it’s really underrated

person 1: oh what’s your favourite book?
person 2: i’ll give you the sun by jandy nelson!!

by itzmefionaa April 3, 2021

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

by Yessir2837 September 10, 2021

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023