I'm not gay seat

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

by Grethe January 19, 2007

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I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

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I'm not a robot

the most time consuming question in your life for useless websites

you: another useless question in our sad lives
them: what is it?
you: oh its that "I'm not a robot " shit

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

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i'm not new to this, i'm true to this

Shit, yeah, I got this DOWN!

"Do I have this under control? Son, I'm not new to this, I'm true to this!"

by Pope John the XVI March 21, 2009

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I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

by james oberg May 24, 2008

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