hypotenuse

how the hell should I know, bitch?!

fuck you, hypotenuse!

by you know who June 11, 2006

hypotenuse

The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.

"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."

by MacGregDogg September 28, 2006

hypotenuse

The mathematical term for the longest line in a right angled tringle . It can most likely be worked out by pythagoras' theorem or SOHCATOA (sin,cos,tan)

Hypotenuse= square root (axa)+(bxb)

by InventDroid December 16, 2017

Hypotenuse

When you and your partner are having intercourse in a position which both bodies form sides of a triangle, the Hypotenuse is the line of sight. Common positions include Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy style, etc.

For example, if you’re a tall guy, and you’re fucking a short girl, the Hypotenuse would be skewed favoring you.

Me: Yo dude.
Bro: Wassup?
Me: Yo that Hypotenuse was so skewed last night, the Pythagorean theorem couldn’t even solve it..

by JMehoff October 8, 2020

Hypotenuse

When your asshole starts to change in form after you have been sitting on the shitter for too long.

Farrrk mate I think I got hypotenuse ayy

by asdfghjuytr August 23, 2021

hypotenuse

the longest side of a right-angled triangle, opposite the right angle.

Pythagorean theorem, the well-known geometric theorem that the sum of the squares on the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square on the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle)—or, in familiar algebraic notation, a²+b²=c².

by bluestinger66 January 5, 2023

hypotenuse leg

When proving two right triangles congruent, is when both have a congruent corresponding leg and hypotenuse. Also referred to as the ASS (or SSA) thereom.

"Did you hear? Peter got detention for calling the hypotenuse leg thereom the ASS thereom."
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"

by grzegorzbrzenczyszczykiewicz November 12, 2023