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Hypnosis

The act of putting somebody in a trance to do something.
I used hypnosis on her to quit smoking.
by I Dont Give A FUCK! June 16, 2019
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hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest
by Delmar May 11, 2006
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Hypnotize

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.
Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.
by EroticTist May 14, 2008
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Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 26, 2014
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Hipnatist

Noun

1. Erroneous spelling of hypnotist.
2. Very ambiguously gay and morbidly obese native of Antwerp, Ohio who enjoys poor spelling, the company of other ambiguous chums like himself, ellipses (...) and internal salvation.
3. Leader of the stable Threeway and/or Knights of the Righteous.
4. Huge blob heavily composed of lard, Subway restaurants, orphans, stray cats, small ponies and fabric softener. Can wat for hours.
5. So sad, queer and clueless it's funny.
1. The mans voice was scracthy...and horse..."This is a Hipnotist...a man that controlls your mind..."

2. (Hip grabs the Mic out of Zack’s hand…he is breathing heavy…)
Hip- I am the one who can grant you salvation…Internal Salvation!

4. The two then go about attempting to lift Hipnatist, but seem to come up with a better idea once they get him half-lifted. Not wanting to put in the effort to lift his humongous girth, Echelon points out to the audience.

Echelon: Go… get… the cotton candy guy…!
Zombie: Yeah… and fast… fucking fatass…

Totally motivated, perhaps even more so than he would be by the promise of Internal Salvation, Hipnatist rolls over the top rope and begins to blob his way over the barricade and into the audience, which incites much shrieking.

4A. The lights in the arena soudnly go out...the crowd waites in anticapation for they know somthing is bout to go down...Green strobes start to flash on the stage...Enemy by Sevendust blares across the PA...as a huge lighting bolt hits the stage...flames shoot up towards the heavens as Hipnatist walks through them onto the stage...He has a evil grin on his face...he stops on the stage for a moment before slowly walking down the ramp towards the ring...he grabs the top rope to pull himselve on to the ring apron...then throws his leg up over the top and steps into the ring...He then paces around...wating!

5. Hipnatist: Did sombody call a lumberjack
by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005
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hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.
"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)
by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010
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Hypnosis

The art of becoming entirely aware of who you are. When in this state, you can change anything about yourself. You can make yourself feel extremely light, extremely heavy, and even change some emotional properties, such as making yourself feel happy or sad.

Hypnosis is commonly used by psychologists to help patients cope with their problems. Hypnosis is also known to rid of any addictions you might have.

Unlike meditation, in hypnosis you do not focus on one thing.
I hypnotised myself and I made myself feel like I was flying. It was a truly enjoyable experience.
by BOFH June 29, 2005
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