Hypixel Skyblock

some shitty game that the hypixel staff only cares about because of its fucking player count

Hypixel Skyblock is the worst gane on hypixel since pixel painters

by Jfke May 12, 2020

Hypixel skyblock player

A braindead person who's life is dedicated to the grind and who prefers +3 strength over all his family members together.

Mother: My son is a hypixel skyblock player.
Friend/Family member: Condolences.

by Mwrein March 4, 2021

Hypixel skyblock foraging

A useless skill that gives you +4 skill in return after putting in hours of effort into cutting down trees.

Do you know like Hypixel Skyblock Foraging?

Heck no!

by Zkmastor July 29, 2022

Hypixel Skyblock Forums

weirdchamp on high levels

e weirdchamp hypixel skyblock Forums

by abceeeee January 27, 2021

Hypixel Skyblock

A game where you should donate coins to Sgul as they are very cool

dave- Yo have you played hypixel skyblock?
pete- Yeah i just donated 100m coins to Sgul

by Seagul VR July 28, 2022

hypixel skyblock

a game exclusively played by individuals with no fathers. to quote far cry 3, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. i think that summarises skyblock pretty well.

"hey you know gary"
"yeah"
"i heard hes a hypixel skyblock player now"
"fatherless"

by soggus boggus September 24, 2022

Hypixel Skyblock

A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade

"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."

by KingCreeper85 January 21, 2025