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Harpreet

Harpreets are just wonderful people who are amazingly kind, caring, giving, generous, have the biggest hearts of gold, are just so amazing that words aren't enough to describe them.. they are perfect boyfriends and once someone finds them.. one simply does not let go of them.

They have a perverted sense of humour that will make you laugh like a dying seal.. they are super intelligent and can make you feel like an idiot because they know EVERYFREAKINGTHING.. they have the most amazing eyes that you can't stop admiring.. they have amazingly soothing voices that can make you feel safe and happy.. they are just amazing wonderful cute creatures that you can't get enough of.. oh and they also have the power to kill you because they can take your breath away...

They won't leave you even when you're acting like a maniac because they get you and they kinda love you.

In short, they are perfect. BETTER than perfect and EVERYONE should find themselves a Harpreet and then fall in love with them and marry them and never let them go!!
Dude, who's that perfect guy with those beautiful eyes!?

Ohh that's just my guy, Harpreet! :*
by Hapixous April 3, 2019
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Harper

She is the person who always smiles and lights up a room she makes people happy and can be funny she is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. She is beautiful and is like a goddess. She will stand up for what's right. She may be offending at first but she comes around.
"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with her".
by Life is good February 26, 2017
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South Harpswell

A town on the coast of Maine filled with abandoned houses and kids on pot. A great summer destination, but it sucks in the winter.
lets go to South Harpswell i heard its easy to get pot there
by ImGonnaSchoolYou March 17, 2011
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The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".
Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.
by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011
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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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Harpreet

Harpreet is an amazing friend who is very genuine and humble. She’s always positive and super friendly. She’s just incredible.
Harpreet is the best
by Aceforever May 15, 2018
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Harpenden

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.
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