Teresa Hurley

That awesome person you know. yea the cute one you cant stop thinking about every second of every day! She is funny, creative, hot, out spoken, has great boobs, brave, trouble maker, sexy, bad-ass, as well as a pain-in-the-ass. (but don't worry because she's the cutes pain-in-the-ass your ever going to know) If you ever get the chance to have her, make sure you hold on tight because she is one of a kind and you better bet there are many guys who would love to have what you have with her.

Friend "Hey who are you staring at?"
You "That girl over there."
Friend "You mean Teresa Hurley?!?!"
You "Yea the cute one."
Friend "Dang dude, wish you luck'
You "What do you mean?"
Friend "Everyone has there eye on her"
You "ohh....."

by dog with bone October 15, 2011

Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008

Huntley

Located in NW suburbs of Chicago, Illinois, it is a booming town, who's population has risen from 5000 people to 20000 in over the course of 8 years. Although the town's old fashioned slogan may be "The Friendly Village with Country Charm," do not be fooled by this common misconception. Unfortunately it happens to be one of the most uneventful places in existence, causing people to become miserable with their routine bubble of the suburban lifestyle. Huntley's claim to fame is also the "Dairy Mart", a local ice cream shop, since, unfortunately, nothing worth value has ever occurred in 160 years of existence. You will be guarantee to get stuck behind a tractor on your already miserable commute to work. By the way, the town square has a gazebo. WELCOME TO HELL!

bob- hey did you hear what happened in Huntley the other day?!
jim- wait... something happened in Huntley?!
bob- GOTCHYA!

by anonymous092309 January 23, 2011

hurtle

A very hot headed person who tends to have very terrible tantrums when provoked.

"She's rude, must be a Hurtle"

by Duh_Its_Mer April 2, 2017

hartley sholom

A Jew who hates germs

Hartley Sholom he is such a germa phobe

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020