Hurkey

A human that you like that is over weight. When the apocalypse happens u eat it and the person is fat so you get the extra meat to eat.

I ate hurkey on my way to school.

by Man27 May 18, 2016

Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008

andrew hurley

The drummer for Fall Out Boy and is a straight edge bad ass and nobody shall say other wise. But currently has a partner named Meredith so all you bitches that wanted him to yourself, you are so outta luck

Person: Who's Andrew Hurley
Me: The drummer for Fall Out Boy
Person: I have no clue who they are
Me: Fuck you too BEOTCH

by trick_or_pete January 1, 2018

shite on a hurley

it simplie means some person having a shite on a hurley.a hurley is a piece of sports equipment used for hurling, an irish game.

if something goes wrong you say 'shite on a hurley' in your highest voice.

by keith and sean griffin October 29, 2007

andy hurley

the drummer for fall out boy, a vegin, totaly cute, and has the sexiiest voice ever!!!

omg! did you see andy hurley on t.v. last night?
he was soo sexii!

by raindropsONroses<3 July 29, 2007

Andy Hurley

One of the 2 fall out boy band members nobody knows.

He is the drummer.

The other guy nobody knows is Joe Trohman

Person:So whos in fall out boy?
Person 2: Patrick Stump,Pete Wenzand...2 other people
Person 3: Your forgetting Andy Hurley and Joe Trohman
The other 2:who?
Person 3: The drummer and backup vocalist

by Kakashi1432 March 2, 2009