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Gumpernickle

The state of being a gump. When you swallow too much bubble gum and it mixes with the other foreign objects in the stomachary regions causing great anxiety and mental trauma.
Empty your gumpernickles
by Bobs gold mine June 9, 2018
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Fumpernickle

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males
Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch
by Chewsday August 10, 2021
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humphernickel

Someone who is acting ridiculously
Hey! You're being a bit of a humphernickel rn
by mrwriggly July 19, 2022
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humphernickel

Someone that is acting ridiculously
Hey bro! You're acting like a humphernickel rn
by mrwriggly July 19, 2022
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pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.
hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf
by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023
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Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in
“That humpersuckle was fire last night
by Etc October 1, 2025
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