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Humdinging

That is one humdinging fart; I am humdinging after that soccer match
by Skillage09 October 20, 2010
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Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011
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Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
by G-manicus September 15, 2010
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Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood
by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
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ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)
Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
by neochronomo March 19, 2011
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West Virginia Humdinger

Sucking on a man's nuts while humming school fight songs; the melody is the most pleasureable but try other parts for different results!
"Dude, that West Virginia humdinger I got the other night was so awesome...she kept humming the piccolo part from Mountain Dew.
by "failcakes" January 19, 2010
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Humdinger

A sexual move made to surprise the recipient. Can be done to male or female.

The individual doing it must place their lips on either the anus, vagina, or dick; they then proceed by humming loudly and quickly and deeply inserting two fingers into an available open orifice.
Guy 1: Hey how did it go with laura last night?
Guy 2: It was great, I didn't know she could hit such a high pitch!
Guy 1: what did you do?
Guy 2: I gave her a humdinger
by ConsuelaThePervert August 3, 2021
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