Hulk

The girl who goes to your school and looks like a man and steals your man when he’s drunk and high and then the guy gets called gay because he did stuff with a man then sends nudes to every guy even tho they don’t want them and somewhere gets dick but only the super horny desperate ones

Why did u break up with him? He cheated on me with the hulk

Oh shit it’s the hulk

PROTEIN

Why does everyone call him gay??
He got hulk smashed

by Ihatethehulk2868 June 13, 2019

Hulk

The coolest goon of them all.

Hulk is a goon.

by Lamergoon February 16, 2004

hulk

in other words, a big chumsy, usually bashes through walls and throws ladders at peoples faces... has major rage problems, gets very angry when you take his most precious foods (anything eatable.

Wow, daniel is a definate hulk, look at him bashing through the walls of that buffet.

by AklazarGIVESblastcocks September 26, 2003

Hulk

v. to hulk someone is to crush what ever the other person is holding and kick them in the chin really hard like Hulk did to Cable in the Onslaught series

Man she's so annoying i'm bout to Hulk that bitch

by urmomlover August 24, 2008

Hulk

An alcoholic beverage made up of Sunny D and UV Blue. Turns green like the Hulk when mixed and has enough sugar to produce a massively strong hang over.

Dude, you drinking hulk?

by SAE OU December 16, 2009

Hulk

A drink made by mixing "Blue WKD" and A pint of "Stella"

hey bar tender, get me a hulk

by Phatso September 18, 2004

hulk

When a geek (normally a white guy) turns out to be a complete head case and kicks in several people threatening its existence. can result in the throwing af large objects such as chairs and computers screens. the "hulk" normally comes under effect when nerd is surrounded as a last survival instict (nerd does not have to actually become green or built)

"did you hear about Norbert? he went totally hulk on six chavs"
"Holy shit! its a fucking hulk!ARGHHHH (as head gets smashed in by keyboard)"

by dimsum May 17, 2005