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Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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hula

Hula is the form of dance derived from the Hawaiian culture. It uses a set of 4 basic leg motions, and a variety of different hand motions to express thoughts, meanings and feeling of lyrics.
hula dance, hula dancer.
by Kanitha October 7, 2007
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Hulamagatchie

NOUN:
Thingamajig, whatchamacallit, wossname, thingamabob. Term used to describe something whose exact name is unknown.
First overheard in Bloomington, Indiana, in 1973.
"Hand me that there hulamagatchie, will ya?"
"You can't look at just one aspect of the thing; you've got to consider the entire hulamagatchie."
by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006
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Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014
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Hula Hooping

When two people love/like each other but are not dating.
Ashley loves Tannor but they are not dating they are Hula Hooping
by chiefs123 July 13, 2009
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Hulali

A Hulali is an overall amazing person. She is very athletic and loves to be fit and healthy. She leaves to be in the outdoors and be free. She aims and strives for success and will not stop until she is at the very top. She can sometimes not be the neatest but she will be if she needs to. Overall a Hulali is amazing and once you get one don't let go of her because you will regret it later. She is very beautiful and is just a blossomed flower.
"You see that girl, she's pretty and athletic" Person 1
"She must be a Hulali," Person 2
by Kamalani25 January 16, 2020
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hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."
Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.
by vorbs January 12, 2018
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