it won`t hurt a bit...

the terrible lie associating with means of immense pain and agonizing, torturous procedures that doctors, surgeons, nurses, dentists, etc. tell you just to shut you up before they do something you`ll never forgive them for.

ie. "Now, this won`t hurt a bit..."

"LIAR!!"

'It won`t hurt a bit...' my ass.

by riceball-san December 31, 2011

Don't Hurt 'Em

A warning/compliment issued to somebody that looks so good they risk injuring others just by being seen. It's unclear by what method this injury would occur, but presumably cardiac arrest or colloquial heartbreak. Also, may refer to the pain one feels in his/her gut upon seeing someone extremely attractive. May be described as a punch in the gut. Someone who is hurtin' em may elicit wistful sights of strangers as he/she walks by.

Anna: Did I show you this minnie-dress I just got? : Walks out :
Becky: :Jaw Drop: Damn, girl! Don't hurt 'em!

by The Xander May 27, 2014

Hurt Piece

A tragic event, typically a death or a murder. Popular in Philadelphia

Did you hear Basil got killed last night? Damn thats a hurt piece

by From Da P November 7, 2019

Planet Hurt

Where you go when you lose a fight.

I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!

by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009

hurt people hurt people

The idea that, if someone who has been particularly negatively affected by an experience that he/she went through in their past life, then that person will continue to hold such grudges and anger, and affect other people around them, continuing a never-ending cycle of hate and anger on other people.

Hurt people hurt people, indeed.

by Sir Poop A Lot September 3, 2013

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

by PopCat August 28, 2004

hurtful bitch

a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time

girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..

a few days later...

girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too

next day..

girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes


hurtful bitch

by the boy in the example January 9, 2009