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HSoaP

Acronym for "Hot Sex on a Platter", as in the song by A Tribe Called Quest. This is used in situations when it wouldn't be appropriate to say those words in public or in a situation when you both know what it means.

Pronounced "H- soap"
I went out on a date Friday night and that dude was HSoaP!

Mom, that turkey was so good, it was HSoaP!
by HSoaPaTCQ December 14, 2010
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HSUAS

Hand Stuck Up Ass Syndrome.
This is the effect of anal fisting when the poppers wear off, resulting in the hand being severed from the arm.

Ouch.
1: Wow, you look constipated

2: Yeah i got HSUAS

3: Ouch, thats why i always take spares
by [random]_[definition] January 11, 2009
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HSAS aka Lehman

HSAS aka Lehman serves creamed peas and bottles of milk to their students. Their mascot is a rattle. Every desk has it's own mobile. Nap time is a class. Babies get graded based on their ability to sleep through the night without crying. Welcome to preschool 9th graders:)
by tyn of ausome October 13, 2011
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HAOAS

Heart Attack On A Spoon is as follows, a delightful treat i make my fellow classmates/family/friends, and is so sinful and deadly that if they eat to much they will have a heart attack, it consists of
Brownies
Peanutbutter
Peanutbutter pudding
Whip Cream
Reeses Peanutbutter Cups
Resses Peices
this is a deadly treat that they cant get enough of :)
Have you had any of Kimmehs HAOAS? if not you better hurry before its all gone!

OR

HAOAS also is called OOAS (orgasm on a spoon) becuase its so delightfull
by socks1567 December 11, 2009
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Hoasis

When a female and her girls go out of town and get some strange (one night stand with a stranger).
Man, I'm burnt out at work. I can't wait till I build up some vacation time so me and the girls can go on a hoasis in New Orleans!
by FemaleDayWalker May 19, 2009
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Hoass

pronouced "Hace"

def = House and Ass combined
Get out my Hoass, in my house and up my ass all the time!
by phr0g February 11, 2018
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Hoasis

Hoasis: A beautiful place like an oasis that is populated by prostitutes
My idea of a great spring break destination for college males is a hoasis.
by Puchin April 25, 2025
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