Horny bastard

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone

“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”

by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

national horny day

National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.

Imma get her pics tonight. April 16 is national horny day!

by Hi.there.. April 16, 2019

Hornycar

Ornicar means something in french, it’s a brand. But during quarantine, we all become hornycars

Me: “I’m talking to this boy and he turns me on.”
Nina: “you’re a hornycar”

by Lyliashl March 25, 2020

Anti-Horny

n.) the period of time after sex/masturbation where you feel depressed or sad.

“Damn what the fuck did I just do? That’s gross. I’m so anti-horny right now.”

by Jim forstest January 21, 2018

horny virgin

A horny virgin is a type of person who always talks about having sex or talks about something sexual but never does those thing they talk about.

" omg i would get on my knees for him "

" then do it "
" omg no way it was just a joke lol"
" i swear you're such a horny virgin"

by Mia.longoriaa February 19, 2017

horny hours

Anything from 11 pm to 3 am is horny hours. Anything started in these hours are considered horny. Most communication between two people are unholy actions because of the time. All dms become horny and erotic during this time period.

Person 1: hey what's up
Person 2: what's up daddy
Person 1: chill out it's only 10:30 wait until horny hours
Person 2: ok daddy I'll wait just for you

by Ladygagasson November 10, 2019

cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.

by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012