To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
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April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
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When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.
Everyone is fleeing the office thanks to snow hysteria...but it isn't supposed to start snowing until 9 PM.
by Alpine McGregor December 22, 2008
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an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc
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Psychoanalysis . a psychoneurotic disorder characterized by violent emotional outbreaks, disturbances of sensory and motor functions, and various abnormal effects due to autosuggestion.
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A kick-ass Muse song.
an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc
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Psychoanalysis . a psychoneurotic disorder characterized by violent emotional outbreaks, disturbances of sensory and motor functions, and various abnormal effects due to autosuggestion.
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A kick-ass Muse song.
When Angelina Jolie found out that Brad Pitt cheated on her with a flight attendant, she went into a state of complete hysteria, while listening to Hysteria by Muse and went completely fuck your own ass crazy.
by Hitsugaya Kurosaki November 3, 2010
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This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot
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by Uncle Joosie May 19, 2018
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This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
by maddielucy December 31, 2010
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