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Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
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Hotastic

An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.
That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.
by Laurie May 6, 2004
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hotalicious

Babe with curves in all the right places. Chick that looks good, smells good and IS good!
That Liz is one fine hotalicious lady.
by Bucky T October 6, 2006
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hottapottamus

A chick that is chunky, but still hot. Often blonde, with lots of make-up. Though heavy, she still takes care of herself. Think Anna Nicole Smith.
Dude, that broad is a smokin hottapottamus!
by Babystewey January 4, 2006
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HOTarexia

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.
Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”
by carsonator September 30, 2011
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Hawtai

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff
That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.
by Shougo June 14, 2022
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receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
by theoldsage November 13, 2016
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