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howler

A term commonly used in Dublin, Ireland to describe a fowl-looking woman. A woman usually cursed with particularly ugly facial features rather than an undesirable body type. This 'howler' is called so because she reminds one of a hound or an ugly looking mongrel dog.
"Shardon? He's ridin' Shardon? Jayzus, she's some howler, he must be desperate."

"I saw your ex today Jenny. His new girlfriend is a TOTAL howler! You're so much better hun. They deserve each other, what a bastard!"
by leblondebabe July 18, 2012
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Hofer

A pretty chill dude who usually thinks before he talks and doesn't generally go in for societies latest stupidity. Has a interesting accent that could be mistaken for a slight southern drawl but is really due to the fact he grew up on a colony (funny farm). Probably owns a stil and drinks the odd glass of shine. Generally known to be a one woman man and pretty good with kids. Only has the usual addictions ( alcohol,hunting,fishing). Often known to be a shred business man....example, he can buy it from a Mennonite and sell it to a Scotsman and still turn a profit, or, he sure hofer'd him on the price !!
That hofer guy! He's ok in my books !
by Oceanpacific77 September 22, 2021
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James hower

This is a nickname of a person who is very often asked hower you all the time and is very attracted to males. This kind of person loves fortnite and dating guys. They like to get fisted and to first other men.
James Hower went to the pride parade with his boyfriend.
by SolaRadaR July 29, 2019
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Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.
by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008
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dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007
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howler monkey

A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.
Hey, lady, shut your fucking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006
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Chewbaccan Howler

Specifically used when a woman doesn't like to swallow - after a man shoots his load into a woman's mouth, he immediately pulls out and pinches her nipple, causing her to howl in pain as she gargles on the cum – sounding like Chewbacca
Disappointed with the fact that his new woman doesn't swallow, Mark decided to top off the blowjob with a Chewbaccan Howler.
by Riffraff00 September 22, 2010
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