Houston Shorts

Three quarter length shorts as popularised by the pop-punk band Houston Has A Problem.

It's hot today, think I'll whip out the Houston shorts.

by stokemeister general February 17, 2010

houston shuffle

Instead of waiting in line for a mile or four at a congested off ramp, driving as close to the junction/barrier to the exit in a faster lane and darting ahead of the lineup when there is a large enough gap created by a transport trucker or typical Houston driver who is distracted by the bowl they are packing with one hand while texting with the other hand.

A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.

Rochelle-Alexandria: Hey that's the line for the off ramp we need, I guess we gotta wait in line for 15 minutes.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.

by phbl May 12, 2019

Houstonfornication

A song from Travis Scott album - Astroworld.
Simply a reference for Red hot chili peppers song -californication

I might need me some ventilation ,

A little vacation Houstonfornication

by Eden Ben Hamou September 1, 2018

Whitney houston

very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved

oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney

i miss Whitney she was truly loved

by nippyin April 3, 2022

houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

by Cazimi May 28, 2009

Houston Sparkler

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.

Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.

by da howla January 25, 2011