A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.
I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.
by Phyregod August 13, 2009
Get the Hottopotamus mug.Hottopic: A store apptly named for what it is, "Hot Topic". As in they will sell anything in "Style" to underage angsty Suburban teens who want to be "Different".
Underage Angsty Suburban Teen: Hottopic is for goths, but I like the shirts. You should too because then you're Unique!
Badass Mofo: If Hottopic said breathing was for conformists, 98% of our population would suffocate.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Haha true Fag-Got!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Chuuuu! (Word Nigga!)
Badass Mofo: If Hottopic said breathing was for conformists, 98% of our population would suffocate.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Haha true Fag-Got!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Chuuuu! (Word Nigga!)
by Teh Misfats January 3, 2006
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(hot topic-but as one word-hottopic)an extremely beautiful individual.one who is marked by flawless craftsmanship,or beautiful,ingenious,delicate,or elaborate execution.one who is pleasing through beauty,fitness,or perfection.
by tylena July 1, 2006
Get the hottopic mug.Hottopic is a poser-wannabe store for punks/goths who can actually afford hottopic. A store that sells hello kitty merchandise, Band tees and bright colored shirts, CD's, Zebra tights, Hair accessories, 90$ tripp pants, and so on. All of their supplies can lead you to having a bill of 500$, and you walk out with only 2 items.
Hottopic is not punk rock. Real punks didn't have to go to a store that already sells band tees, they had to go to concerts.
They shopped at thrift stores to buy clothes. They didn't go to a store that already sold ripped up jeans, and I'm pretty sure they didn't have to pay 70$. Punks came from low-income families and didn't have the money to buy expensive stuff.
So, there you have it. When you see a "punk" walk out of hottopic, you know why their there; To be a poser.
:)
Hottopic is not punk rock. Real punks didn't have to go to a store that already sells band tees, they had to go to concerts.
They shopped at thrift stores to buy clothes. They didn't go to a store that already sold ripped up jeans, and I'm pretty sure they didn't have to pay 70$. Punks came from low-income families and didn't have the money to buy expensive stuff.
So, there you have it. When you see a "punk" walk out of hottopic, you know why their there; To be a poser.
:)
Not a Punk #1: I guess I wannabe punk now. I'm gonna go to hottopic and pick up some tripp pants and black bracelets.
Not a punk #2: It's fun dressing in black. Let's go to hottopic, cause I can't think of any other store that sells black clothes.
Not a Punk #3: OMG! Let's go spend my parents hard earned money on hottopic shit. I have the money, so let's go buy whatevers punk!
Not a punk #2: It's fun dressing in black. Let's go to hottopic, cause I can't think of any other store that sells black clothes.
Not a Punk #3: OMG! Let's go spend my parents hard earned money on hottopic shit. I have the money, so let's go buy whatevers punk!
by BringBackTheRealPunks September 23, 2009
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Get the Hoctopus mug.by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
Get the hoptop mug.Cierra: "A hoctopus!"
Derek: "Hahahahahahahahaha, what?"
Cierra: "Oh man, I meant to say hippo!"
Derek: "That sounds nothing alike!"
And then you both laugh for five minutes.
Derek: "Hahahahahahahahaha, what?"
Cierra: "Oh man, I meant to say hippo!"
Derek: "That sounds nothing alike!"
And then you both laugh for five minutes.
by MeaniieFace10 September 14, 2010
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