my search history

Is something no one should know about

Don't look at my search history

by Bitch don't even October 6, 2016

Histort

An exclamation of pure, unadulterated joy, commonly used at MIT.

Holy Histort! Check out the asymptote on that mother-function!

by Oliver Wendell Jones December 30, 2016

Historygeek

Some one who loves history and loves to learn it. Just because they love history does not mean they have no life. History geeks like to learn about our past so we can learn from our mistakes and better ourselves as a society.

The Historgeek respects history.

"I am a historygeek and i am proud of it!"

by historygeek5 March 16, 2013

Search history

something you clear after your parents are about to check it for reasons

Don't check my search history mom! I never cleared the -porn- off it

by BlockFive September 17, 2017

AP World History

AP World History is a satanic class created by the College Board that is intended to initiate young sophomores into a vortex of money-wasting in a series of more AP classes, SATs, and SAT Subject Tests. In this hellhole of a class, you will be forced to write essays in like 40 minutes for no reason at all on completely obsolete topics like Hammurabi's code. Every test will be failed by everyone and the curve is NOT generous cause there's always that ONE tryhard who ruins the curve for everyone. For the essay writing, you might want to contact a physical therapist afterwards. Oh YEAH the busywork is outrageous and you will get absolutely no SLEEP. THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS CHEATING. PEOPLE WILL COPY OUTLINES, FIND QUIZLETS, and BEG THE OTHER CLASS FOR ANSWERS 24/7.My advice is to not take this filthy excuse of a hard class and take something like Bio in sophomore instead.

Person 1: Did you do the homework for AP World History?
Person 2: No Baljeet sent it to me I don't even care if I get caught Ive gotten like no sleep.

by stressedscholar June 17, 2016

art history major

The most uselss major on earth, mostly taken by people who have no artistic ability but still want to be considered artist.

Art history major: ahh I love the arts but can't draw

Engineer major: you piece of shit

Art history major: you're so closed minded

by hillert October 20, 2013

hostrap

A person that constantly beat their meat then tastes it to make sure he has eaten enough oranges that day

You are such a hostrap

by Rolliepolllie March 3, 2018