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Southern Hospitality

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.
Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011
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hippie hospitality

The act of showing a general, warmth, or friendliness to ideas considered to be part of the hippie counter cultural movement,; usually pertaining to the act of sharing and or providing support to the use of drugs.
I went over to Jim's house he had already rolled a dozen joints and offered one to everyone, whilst his mother baked munchies for the party. That is true hippie hospitality man!

Sally was having a difficult trip so Jim showing his hippie hospitality sat with her and comforted her the entire night reassuring her that she would be alright.
by That_Dirty_Hippie February 8, 2012
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Southern Hospitality

Not letting the whole world know what you n your boo do behind closed doors :p
My mom taught me to never tell my friends who I’ve done the dirty with. It’s simple southern hospitality.
by Countrybumpkin69420 January 15, 2020
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aggressive hospitality

hospitality in various parts of the planet earth that involves forced ritual eating or drinking, often involving multiple toasts ... this is particularly experienced in the Caucasus Mountain region ...
When I was in former Soviet Georgia, I was subjected to aggressive hospitality at a feast. I remember it vaguely, but it is the best vague memory I have ever had.
by kvishkhetidan July 29, 2009
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Southern Hospitality

Two words that should not be put in the same sentence
All these white trash people down here in the South really know what southern hospitality is. There so nice to your face then act like douche bags behind your back! Oh, how I love Southern Hospitality!
by Fxdasouth May 16, 2011
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Southern hospitality

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region
She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Southern Hospitality

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011
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