When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Get the hillbilly honeymoon mug.This is the feeling you get when your around a person you are just starting to get to know on a deeper level. Its the warm fuzzies inside, the "everything is good with this person" feeling..and it makes you think of nothing else but that time right then and there. The honeymoon effect is something you want to last a long time..but your afraid that soon it will dissapear...which ushually it does, and subsides to a deeper and more knowledgable love of the other person. When the honeymoon effect is gone...it just gets started, and gets better!
My soon to be boyfriend told me "see..they call what we are experiencing the honeymoon effect"..and I think he was secretly wanting this feeling to last forever.
by carmelcat June 20, 2010
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
Get the hornymoon mug.Someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. Once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.
It's self-explanatory.
Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."
Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."
by sapereaude September 9, 2011
Get the honeymooner mug.When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.
by Spanky716 November 8, 2013
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Get the Poo Honeymoon mug.The one hole that is still virginal and hasnt been penetrated, usually for females its the anus. This allows you to still wear white on yer wedding day and ensures your mate they have something to look foward to.
by trixxy b damned November 15, 2006
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