hormone day

When you have a crush on someone for only about one day. It usually triggered by a nice conversation or a well put-together outfit, that makes you believe that you like the person, but it was only a momentary attraction. It can last anywhere from a few minutes, hours, to a few days.

William had a hormone day for Natalie, but it was just because she was wearing a low-cut shirt that day.

by deny-ée May 3, 2009

Hormone Couple

A couple, typically in high school, that "date" each other because of the sudden release of sex hormones during puberty.

Zach got a giant got a giant hickey from savanna! what a disgusting hormone couple!

by UrbanYourMom May 16, 2016

Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".

"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."

by clemsos January 17, 2013

hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007

hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.

"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"

by xokbok October 19, 2015

Harmonixer

one who can fuse with the souls of creatures to gain attributes of the creatures element, as well as increased stats. the higher fusions are non-elemental. the two super-fusions are Amon and Seraphic Radiance.

Yuri is the best Harmonixer in all the land!

by Klaha December 17, 2004