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hormonal wreck

A expression used when someone’s hormones get the best of them. Being around a hormonal wreck is not funny nor entertaining it is annoying and some people need to get their shit together. Hormonal wrecks often throw tantrums and act out for no apparent reason. if you come across a hormonal wreck turn around and run the other way. If someone you know is a hormonal wreck the best thing you can do for them is to tell them to shut up and then walk away and leave them be.
Sally is being such a hormonal wreck! She wrecked my new Lamborghini because she didn’t liked the way I breathed!!
by Yourmomsusedvape February 24, 2022
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hormonal

Relating to or affected by addictive arousal from activities, or the idea of them, due solely to the knowledge that one can but should not perform them. The underlying hormones are probably dopamine, adrenaline, and testosterone.
I am hormonal, so I break things for my kicks.
by Kev Corwin August 4, 2007
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tormentalization

the process of pranking on a repeated basis the same individual, but only in good fun, with the use of props and non-life-threatening fear tactics.
As he removed the shrink-wrap from his bedroom door, it dawned on him that he was now the focus of his house-mate's tormentalization.
by neverenoughfun November 21, 2010
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Hornymental

The act of reminiscing of old sexual escapades
I was hornymental last night in bed.
by Jammer696 September 2, 2019
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Hormonal hatred (HH)

Hormonal hatred describes the hatred that adolescents going through puberty experience due to the high influxes of hormonal changes and development. “HH” is the shorthand of referring to this term:
My 13-year-old son expressed hormonal hatred (hh) towards dinner because it wasn’t what he wanted.

My sixteen-year-old year daughter experienced hormonal hatred (hh) during her period which was also exacerbated by the fact that she’s going through puberty.
by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022
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"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.
Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
by Hans Brix May 23, 2006
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hormonal mismanagement

To be fired as a result of a work-related adulterous relationship.
Due to hormonal mismanagement with his executive officer, the Boeing CEO was fired.
by TamaMama March 8, 2005
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