Hoptown Hustle

When a man finds a one night stand, hand cuffs her to the bed, fucks her in the ass, shits on her chest, then steals her t.v.

Man I Hoptown Hustled this chick named Cayla but she didnt have a t.v. (so i got her stereo)

by b-doo/mac daddy July 31, 2006

Hoplophile

A person who enjoys collecting and using firearms.

Burt Gummer from the 'Tremors' franchise is a hoplophile.

by hoplophile January 8, 2009

Hotopotamus

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

Hiptopamouse

When someone flopped of an insult

Person 1: You flicken Chicken
Me: Your such a HIPTOPAMOUSE

by SlangCreator May 30, 2016

Hottoplasm

A hot, but sticky like substance that you stick in a woman's earhole for pleasure.

Jordan: Yo! I'm gonna stick that hottoplasm in you, Sunny!
Sunny: Okay, Jordan! Make it quick!
Jordan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by ThatOneNiggaFromTheAlleyWay January 13, 2019

Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

hottopic-ed

A word, phrase, picture, symbol, definition, clothing, genre, subculture, etc that has been marketed by hot topic brand stores origianlly favoured by the people of certain subcultures, leading to over-use of the word, phrase, thing, idea, clique, etc so that anyone can think that they are of the subculture by buying that item. The item therefore becomes abused and is eventually abandoned by the original subculturists but still remains as a sterotypical symbol of the subculture, later being a source of quick mockery or use by posers.

"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh because you are all the same!"
"Dude, do you think that saying that makes you unique and special? that phrase has been so hottopic-ed that you aren't different at all, you're exactly the same as the 3 million other people who own that on a shirt, bumper sticker, mug, patch, hoodie, etc. you aren't different, you're exactly the same... you hypocrite."

by silent17 March 21, 2004