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LAN hootenanny

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.
OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.
by Btone June 21, 2005
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homogenized milk

Typical milk consists of fat globules suspended in a nutrient solution. These globules of butterfat will separate easily from the milk - they float to the top of the solution, as what we commonly call cream. The left over liquid is skim milk.

With homogenized mlik, one shoots the milk through a really fine nozzle to break up the fat globules. As a result, the butterfat does not rise to the top and the milk is creamier - this process is called homogenization.
Person 1: Dude, what's up with this milk? It tastes really creamy!
Person 2: Well, my good friend, that's because the milk has been homogenized - it's homogenized milk! The cream that is normally taken out of milk to create skim milk is mixed back in, resulting in this tastey treat!
Person 1: Oh, I see! It tastes so good!
by Colin Cole July 30, 2008
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Homogenius

A rare species of humans that belong to the Homo genus. Homogeniuses are far more intelligent, superior, and good looking then their cousins, the homo sapiens. It is said that there are only a few hundred homogeniuses left in the world. Homogeniuses usually keep to themselves and blend in with the homo sapiens around them, only revealing their true selves to fellow homogeniuses.
Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Alexander the Great were all secretly homogeniuses.

Brian: Hey Hans what'd you get on your algebra quiz?
Hans: A+ what else?
Brian: Damn, you must be a homogenius!
Hans: Haha nah, I wish!
by Bleng December 6, 2011
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Hoogeveen

Ruling city in the Netherlands. After its golden age as being the biggest inland port of north-western Europe in the 19th century, this former turf-captial of the Netherlands has aquired a key role in setting a cultural and economical standard in the Netherlands. This is especailly related to the distinct socio-cultural character of its inhabitants, known to be tough, straightforward and not rarely considered anti-social. As such, they are key parias to fuel Dutch cultural development.

Known widely for its championing football team, vv Hoogeveen and of course its impressive Cascade (biggest in Europe), Hoogeveen is often underestimated by foreigners.
'Hoogeveen, daar blijf je voor thuis'

'Watch out for him, he's a Hoogeveener'
by AsianFriend January 25, 2010
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Hoogun

A word typically yelled obnoxiously in public places before or after making a fart noise with ones mouth.
A guy walks into a bar.... ' **fart noise** .... HOOGUN!'
by Jimberg III September 16, 2018
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Homogenized

Person: The "New" Mario games are being homogenized
by makos February 18, 2019
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Van Hoosen Middle School

van hoosen is ur local dumbass middle school the girls are meh and the 7th grade boys think their way cooler then they actually are. 8th grade the realize how dumb they were and fix up a bit but the teachers are ass especially boner
by rustinsdadakamike April 23, 2019
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