homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.

Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.

by ocius1 May 14, 2009

No homo

A word used as a “Get out of jail free card” after saying the gayest shit in humanity

“I will suck you, no homo though”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 4, 2018

No homo

A term used by many men after every sentence so everyone knows they're straight

That guy's hot. No homo

by Thememelord123 April 19, 2018

No homo day

October 21 will be announced to be the new no homo day. This day is where you can do anything homo and no homo and automatically applied.

I sucked my guy friends dick today but don’t worry it’s no homo day.

by Longblackpeen October 18, 2019

no homo

1. A phrase said after saying something that could be interpreted as homosexual to someone of the same gender as the speaker.

2. A phrase used in the above context, so that one can say something very gay about someone but still technically remain straight. Acts as a loophole for people to say really, really gay things that otherwise would just not be socially acceptable. People might still look at you weird though.

That test was pretty hard, looking back on it. No homo.
Damn, son, that shirt looks good on you bro. No homo.
No homo, but you're a good looking guy.
Man, I bet you're crazy in bed, no homo.
I want to suck your fucking dick in my mouth until you're about to cum, and then let you jizz all over my face. No homo.

by Please Thumb Up This Word October 25, 2011

homeowner's association

A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.

The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.

Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.

by LouSara September 20, 2012

No homo

Definitely homo.

"No homo," my best friend said after he made out with me.

by poopie69 December 30, 2014