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Martini Homerun 

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)
Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!
Martini Homerun by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007
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when you pt them all together...(first, second and third base)
I hit that homerun right IN her park.
homerun by corbinhend. September 20, 2012
Snort a line of blow, take bong rip, take a shot, chug a cup of beer, exhale, take a whippit, enjoy.
Geoffrey often relied on these when he could not find the necessary ingredients to his common smokable geoffrey. It is a strikeout with additives. Get home from work late and want to play catch up, just take a strike out, but if your friends are really partying, go for the homerun, then hit the bar.
homerun by trickle November 16, 2013
gay moron> see HOMO and MORON
David, the gayhomosexual, has a crush on a tweeker. What a homoron!
homoron by Michael February 28, 2005
Someone that is so bizarre and warped you don't know whether to call them a homo or a moron
Man that SCARFACE is a real homoron!
homoron by LzeroVE November 30, 2010

homouncomfortable 

(homo uncomfortable)- (adj.) Applies to individuals who do not "fear," "hate," or "wish harm" to homosexuals, but are decidedly uneasy when the subject of homosexuality is brought up or witnessed.
"Sally is a bit homouncomfortable; she found out her best friend is gay--they're still friends, but she doesn't want to have sleepovers at her house anymore."

Homoronic 

The mentality or the actions of an individual who accuse others of being homophobic based on their opposing opinion of whether a same-sex pair is in a relationship or not.
Just because I don't believe that Destiel should be canon, it doesn't make me a homophobe. You're being homoronic!
Homoronic by BeardBurner January 11, 2020