homepwnership

Annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. You may own the house, but the house pwns you.

Yeah, sure, you're building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. Homepwnership ain't for me, broseph.

by 82times January 3, 2009

Homeowner

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

by Ralphus May 2, 2004

homeowner

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by dealing members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).

Often used as a derogatory term to imply that someone is so gay that they may as well be a gay spokesperson.

That shirt makes you look like such a homeowner.

by Jilhad September 18, 2006

Homeowner

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.

I'm not a homeowner. I rent.

by The Snailfather April 8, 2005

Hoepfner

An overgrown dwarf that likes to eat gummy bears and care bears.

RUN! It's a Hoepfner!

by The Unkn0wn February 28, 2010

Homeownershit

Noun-1. the state of possessing a domicile that is in need of constant, annoying repairs. 2. The activites necessary to keep your domicile in good repair

1. Homeownershit sucks; I wish I still lived with mom.
2. I've been so busy with all my homeownershit that I haven't had any time to trim my toe nails.

by Agirlnamedlu October 15, 2011

Raynee Hoeppner

Best girlfriend on the planet.

"I'm so mad I can't keep a boyfriend like Raynee Hoeppner!"

by they_Luv Coleand elkansca May 22, 2023