hobbitch

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus

Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.

by thomas_giggling_at_the_fatties_at_the_party September 7, 2005

hoebitch

a straight hoe who is a bitch.

Young Sidda. From the hit film "Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"...is a hoebitch.

by *&!@ November 3, 2006

Homebitch

A boy or girl who is annoying or creates a lot of drama or tension in any given situation.

Homebitch was playing her music so loud that the neighbors slapped her.

by NumbaoneGuy May 21, 2014

Hobitch

Degrading nickname for shortest member of your grooup of friends.

hey hobitch wanna go see a movie?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Hobbitch

Hobbits that act like total assholes

The little Hobbitch went to the bathroom

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

Hobitch

a sexy orgasmic bitch who only wants sex from you.

Girl: Have Sex with me motherfucker!!!
Man: Screw you, horny HOBITCH!!!!!!!
Also see bitch

by BadAssMoFoe March 7, 2009

Homobitch

homobitch is a scientific name for woman that is a untrustworthy bitch

Why the fuck did u cheat on me ur such a homobitch

by Superdohmor February 17, 2022