hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

by mangoman January 21, 2007

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Holmaning

When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.

Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.

by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013

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Collaring

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.

Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking.

Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens

by Little_Lady_225 April 21, 2018

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negro hollering

The act of raising hell in African American English so that a large square footage of retail space all hear and roll eyes at your obnoxiously loud complaint. Typically done by females in a customer service situation or when there is a long line of customers behind them that don't give a shit if they get their honey mustard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the express lane and this fucking, fat bitch started negro hollering about her coupons or something. I was like, damn, how do I always pick the wrong fucking line?

Guy 2: You should have pelted her with loose change.

by 2014human January 12, 2014

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