Hokgod

This is a slang word used by people in Asia to describe people who are very smart or especially good at something. It comes from the chinese word 學 and god.

Me: WOW, you are so Hokgod
Honrich: NO, I AM Hokuniverse

by warloadam November 29, 2021

Hodger

An impressively large dump.

He's just layed a steaming hodger.

by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008

Hodrojing

Hodrojing is the act of making ones life harder than it has to be, there could be other more simple, efficient solutions to your problem but hodrojing ignores those solutions.

Person 1: Yo man can you get me a glass of water?
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.

by HMAR _SLAYER 27 September 30, 2020

tingley hodge

When a man's whiskers tingle your gooch. Typically associated with spontaneous transient homosexual orgies.

Bill was eager to discuss the Tingley Hodge he received in Vegas last weekend. So I steered clear of him at the water cooler today.

by Tinman55 August 9, 2017

Hodor

Contraction of "Hold the door!"

Just repeat "Hold the door!" out loud twenty times. It will become natural.

Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold the door
Hold door
Hold door
Hold door
Hold door
Hold door
Hodoor
Hodoor
Hodoor
Hodor

by GotMe! May 23, 2016

hodge podge

An unorganised group of items, each without related characteristics.

His lawn was a hodge podge of various kinds of grasses.

by ajhfwewu October 6, 2006

hotgomery

To whipe your sweaty ass on another cadets face after a parade.

I gave montgomery a hotgomery.

by Catell May 31, 2007